Milwaukee, WI

We’re no Florida, but we certainly get our share of weird news originating from this State.

A Town of Eagle man went on a binge at the Mukwanago Wal-Mart, drinking seven bottles of Jack Daniel’s Lynchburg Lemonade straight from the shelves in a span of about fifteen minutes. Although he initially denied the retail theft, Wal-Mart security cameras caught him on tape and he confessed. He later told police that he was a recovering alcoholic, and his actions that day broke a sixteen month dry spell. GMToday has the full story.

Seven drinks in fifteen minutes seems like an awful lot, but I’m a bit of an amateur when it comes to drinking. And who hasn’t wanted to crack open a cold one (or seven?) in Wal-Mart? I suspect it would greatly improve the overall shopping experience.